Knock, Knock...
(This is how a Knock, Knock joke works: Person One says, "Knock, knock...," Person Two says, "Who's there?" Person One says something. Person Two repeats what Person One just said and adds '...who?' Person One ends the joke with the pun or punchline. The punchline is usually a play on words; ie. the way the word sounds, not the actual meaning.)
Here are some 'knock, knock' jokes.
1. Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don worry, be happy!
2. Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie this shopping in for me! It's too heavy!
3. Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door! It's just starting to rain!
4. Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona house just like this one!
5. Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie chance you'll open this door?
Student Task:
Do you know any "Knock, knock" jokes? Why not write one in the comments for us? You can even ask your friends these jokes! Try them out!
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