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HERE ARE SOME JOKES ABOUT WORDS. This kind of joke is referred to as, "A play on words." That means the word is used as a double meaning (not the real meaning) just to make people laugh. To really understand these jokes, you need to know the original meanings of the words. I advise you to get out your dictionary and first look up the words you don't know.

Address - something a woman wears!
Adorn - the start of the day when the sun comes up!
Airliner - the person who paints the lines down the sides of airplanes!
Allocate - say hello to Cate!
Antelope - when two ants run off to get married! (* look up the word 'elope')
Antifreeze - when your mum's sister goes out without a coat in winter!
Arrest - what a burglar gets when he goes to bed!
Automate - a robot for a best pal! (*In Australian slang 'mate' means 'friend' or 'pal')

*Hope you got the jokes! LOL! (Do you know what 'LOL' means? It means 'Laugh Out Loud'!)